. . . Seeking New Words
Collective nouns can be delicious. Just consider these fine examples: a “sentence” of judges, a “scurry” of squirrels, a “superfluity” of nuns, a “pride” of lions, a “shiver” of sharks, a “murder” of crows (my personal favourite).
I’m embarking on a collection of new “pluralia” — plurals for categories that (inexplicably) don’t yet have them. People. Professions. Animals. Inanimate things. Phenomena. Why not have a “harrumph” of lords, an “eye roll” of adolescents, a “slurp” of Labrador retrievers, or a “rash” of dermatologists?
The Literary Review of Canada has agreed to pass along your ideas for humorous, imaginative, or purely pragmatic collective nouns. If we get enough, we might be able to publish a fun column — or even get some into the dictionary!
Allan Peterkin, MD
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