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Football Fables

The beautiful game bestrides the world like a colossus

But Blind They Were

The fallacy of an empty continent

Alberta and Me

From a land of oil, true enough

Forged Fronts

On souvenirs and shams

Kyle Wyatt

Almost ten years ago, the MSNBC host Mika Brzezinski argued on live television, “Nothing makes a man feel better than making a fake cover of a magazine about himself.” If I’m being honest, I can’t say that I completely disagreed with her.

In his memoir Squandering Aimlessly: My Adventures in the American Marketplace, from 2000, the business journalist David Brancaccio recalled a store in Minnesota’s Mall of America that used a video camera to “superimpose one’s face on a fake magazine cover.” When he learned the price for an eight by ten was $17, he simply walked out — only to return moments later for a copy of Casino Player Monthly featuring his own likeness. Really, who could say no?

It’s not just novelty shops in the fake magazine sector. In Twenty-First-Century Jet: The Making and Marketing of the Boeing 777, published well before his shameful fall from grace, the British journalist Karl Sabbagh wrote of dummy periodicals...

Kyle Wyatt is the editor of the Literary Review of Canada.

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