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A wild Dominican coup conspiracy, bred by the US obsession with Cuba

Stephen Kimber

Bayou of Pigs: The True Story of an Audacious Plot to Turn a Tropical Island into a Criminal Paradise

Stewart Bell


344 pages, softcover

ISBN: 9781443427647

In early April, the Associated Press reported that USAID—the United States Agency for International Development, whose website advertises its lofty goal “to end extreme global poverty and enable resilient, democratic societies to realize their potential”—had concocted a hare-brained scheme to create a stealth Cuban version of Twitter using “a byzantine system of front companies” in Spain and the Cayman Islands. “There will be absolutely no mention of United States government involvement,” AP quotes one contractor insisting in a 2010 memo. “This is absolutely crucial for the long-term success of the service and to ensure the success of the Mission.”

The mission? To topple the Cuban government.

The idea was to lure unsuspecting Cubans to sign up for the service—known as ZunZuneo, Cuban slang for a hummingbird’s tweet—so they would share their latest news and views on everything from baseball to the weather to … politics. ZunZuneo’s American puppet masters then planned to mine those messages for personal information as well as hints about the tweeters’ attitudes toward their government. Once the network “reached a critical mass of subscribers,” the AP investigation concluded, “operators would introduce political content aimed at inspiring Cubans to organize ‘smart mobs’—mass gatherings called at a moment’s notice—that might trigger a Cuban Spring.”

Aside from the use of social media, there is nothing new here. The United States has been actively promoting regime change in Cuba since—well, since the regime changed from American puppet to Cuban communist back in 1959: the Bay of Pigs, poisoned cigars, exploding seashells, Havana hotel bombings . . .

This particular effort, which lasted from 2010 to 2012 and cost American taxpayers $1.3 million, was equally fruitless. Only about 40,000 Cubans—far from that critical mass—signed up.

And so it goes.

Why am I telling you all of this in what is supposed to be a review of a wickedly fun and funny romp of a book about a motley collection of cross-dressing, white supremacist, neo-Nazi soldiers of misfortune who, in 1981, tried to overthrow the government of Dominica, a “little nation of shanties, volcanic peaks and old colonial plantations”?

Well, because Cuba—or more precisely, Washington’s unrequited obsessive compulsion with ridding the world of the Castro brothers and their communist Cuban government—is what made these peculiar whack jobs and their improbable, quixotic, crazy-assed coup attempt not only possible but also almost inevitable.

Author Stewart Bell is a reporter for the National Post. He specializes in foreign affairs and national security issues, and also writes—as he puts it on his own Twitter account—“about Canadians who do stupid things in the name of their causes.” In Bayou of Pigs: The True Story of an Audacious Plot to Turn a Tropical Island into a Criminal Paradise, Bell has tapped into a -motherlode.

First, a quick plot summary: In 1981, a self-styled American ex-marine mercenary named Mike Perdue came up with a scheme to overthrow Grenada’s new Marxist government. Quickly realizing that would require too many men and too much work, Perdue set his sights instead on overthrowing the democratically elected, pro-American government of Dominica.

To assist him, he enlisted the aid of such luminaries as David Duke, the former Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, who put him touch with Don Andrews, the “cult-like” Toronto-based leader of the neo-Nazi Western Guard, who hooked him up with Wolfgang Walter Droege, the German-born Canadian white-supremacist founder of the infamous Heritage Front.

Ringing any bells? Reading Bayou of Pigs is like taking a trip down out-there 1970s Canadian radical memory lane. Bayou even offers cameo appearances by Grant Bristow, the too-hard-working CSIS mole inside Droege’s Heritage Front, and Rosie Douglas, the Dominican revolutionary who spent 18 months in prison for leading the 1969 occupation and destruction of the computer centre at Montreal’s Sir George Williams University (now Concordia) before becoming a more conventional politician back in Dominica in the 1980s (he would eventually become its prime minister).

But I digress. There is also Eugenia Charles, the black pro-western Dominican prime minister whom Perdue and his none-too-bright misfits wanted to overthrow, and Patrick John, the equally black but populist leader of the left-leaning Labour Party they inexplicably wanted to replace her. And then there are the Dreads, Dominica’s hardcore Rastafarian revolutionaries, who opposed all forms of colonial oppression but were willing to cut a deal to become Perdue’s muscle in exchange for the new regime’s marijuana-growing franchise.

In the end, Perdue’s failed coup—which “united right-wing North Americans and Caribbean leftists; white nationalists and black revolutionaries; First World capitalists and Third World socialists” and was stage-managed by a man “who believed in nothing at all”—was really about the get-rich possibilities of Caribbean gambling casinos, although none of those involved would have characterized it that way.

They talked instead about Cuba.

The plotters obsessively read overwrought CIA assessments: “Cuban prospects [to spread communism] have increased dramatically,” noted one, “because of the changes of government in Grenada, Dominica, St. Lucia, and the Netherlands Antilles.” They made their own self-justifying links: Dominica’s prime minister, Perdue incorrectly lectured an undercover U.S. Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms agent, “has really made some ties with communist Cuba.” They imagined they were doing God’s—or at least Ronald Reagan’s—work. Like several others, Don Black, a former American soldier, signed up because he believed the coup was actually a U.S. government operation “in conformance with the Reagan administration’s policies on containing communism throughout the world, but particularly the Caribbean.”

Even FBI and ATF agents involved in foiling the actually far-off-the-Reagan-rails plot understood its mother’s-milk connection with Cuba. “‘This is like the Bay of Pigs,’ one of the ATF agents said during an operational planning meeting. ‘More like the Bayou of Pigs,’ another agent cracked. The name stuck.” The undercover sting operation officially became known as the Bayou of Pigs investigation.

Although Bell’s manuscript is dotted with more dot-connecting Cuba references than I could count, Bell himself does not spend a lot of time analyzing them or examining how America’s other-galaxy obsession with regime change in Cuba has adversely affected its policies toward, and current relations with, virtually every country in Latin America.

That is not a criticism. There are other books—from former American diplomat Wayne Smith’s The Closest of Enemies: A Personal and Diplomatic Account of U.S.-Cuban Relations Since 1957 to academics Daniel P. Erikson’s The Cuba Wars: Fidel Castro, the United States and the Next Revolution and Lars Schoultz’s That Infernal Little Cuban Republic: The United States and the Cuban Revolution—that fill that bill.

Bell does what he does best: weaves a fascinatingly improbable but true tale about a group of crazy Canadians and Americansdoing stupid things in the name of their causes, which, in this case, is America’s Cuba obsession inevitably gone rogue. He does that entertainingly and well. We can connect the rest of the dots ourselves.

Stephen Kimber is a professor of journalism at the University of King’s College and co-founder of its Master of Fine Arts in Creative Nonfiction program. His latest book, What Lies Across the Water: The Real Story of the Cuban Five, was published in 2013 by Fernwood.